Episode 5 Recap Song by Jaden:
The internet will tell you there are eagles grabbing babies, and that Bambi's eating humans, Oh my deer.
But what is true kung-fu Steven Seagull is making movies, all while blaring Saturn’s Balls into his ear.
Kurt Russell’s Spirit Boner is for real.
Groot's really not a tree, but Bradly cooper’s a raccoon. Don’t kill the opossum, just smoke weed with it, instead.
The Handmaidens do really weirdey things for rich guys wives, so go drink beer with Drax and Yondu though he’s dead,
It’ll take your pain away, cause science said.
On our way to the UK, in our special super seats, I built a castle in my pants while playing Switch.
And as Zelda stabbed his Frork so deep inside a busy bosom, some nutso chick divorced a guy who’s rich and ate all of his cash that silly bitch.
If you steal another joke, I’ll punch your dick